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Nobel peace prize -

TAGS: image of gore
Rating: 4.81/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:08 pm
And then they gave one to Barack Hussein Obama. ... Because... um... hell, I don't even know why. The Nobel Prize is irrelevant anymore. It's just a bunch of clowns gladhandling each other and throwing money at people who suit their agenda.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 2:43 am
What... the... [email protected]#%? Seriously?!? Al Gore is a notorious bore, and his presentation was an a**-wipe.
Ron2 - May 14, 2013, 5:57 am
ever see just how much money Gore made from his GW companies that sell carbon offsets? Know he set those up before his GW campaign? Know how much of a footprint he leaves? Politicians are exempt from their own policies.
Zetmonk - May 11, 2013, 4:16 am
Yeeeeah, this might be a little short-sighted...
curlyrocks - May 9, 2013, 7:52 pm
WOW THAT PI$$ES ME OFF. That slide show had nothing to do with world peace and everything to do with proving issues with changing chemical make up of the atmosphere. there's already a Nobel Prize in Chemistry if his work was so great give him that.

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT - Women wear fake hair, nails and lashes. Get fake boobs,lips, butts and botox. But they want a real man?

TAGS: women men image
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2012, 11:55 pm
Don't start any rumours....but yep! Thanks for the comment :)
mariand - October 28, 2012, 4:41 pm
jee Missy, you're sure you are a woman?...hehehe

gary oldman -

TAGS: google images
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - October 30, 2015, 2:43 am
I just tried...omg!! LOL x 5

Stupid Ideas -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!

I - Have an inferiority complex, But it isn't a very good one.

TAGS: complex image mirror broken fix
Rating: 4.72/5

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taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 4:40 pm
5 Ayes!
Dignity - July 19, 2011, 3:39 pm
That's bad luck.. 5L
Verdeckt - July 18, 2011, 5:19 am
I raffed...
Sho - July 17, 2011, 3:46 pm
Thx all.
Reality Lord - July 17, 2011, 2:07 pm

solid 5. excellent
caveman - July 17, 2011, 2:23 am
love it, 5L for you
rerun - July 16, 2011, 6:09 pm

wow, this is amazing. 5L


TAGS: a disturbing image from the video i want to break free assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 2.9/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:10 pm
They always seemed to have Victoria on the drum.


TAGS: image perception ego ergo inaccurate
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:06 pm
Derek - June 28, 2012, 10:05 pm
Alan Turing?


TAGS: body image
Rating: 4.29/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 17, 2012, 12:51 am
If she can get into it, she'll look just wonderful!! It'll almost be transparent!
Valymar - March 16, 2012, 4:38 pm
Oh wow. So sad, so true, but she is so beautiful.
GySgt1811a - March 15, 2012, 10:42 pm
I will indeed check out your blog. (That sorta sounds dirty.) And watch for my book "Orion's Brothers. The story of Alpha Co. in Desert Storm." (Soon to be a major motion picture. Meryl Streep will play yours truly, altho we're still in contract talks.)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 3:06 pm

called, "Is that a Flashlight in Your Pocket, or are You Just Glad to See Me?' You'll laugh at the last two. You won't at the first. There are several other things there you might enjoy, including the autobiographical (long one) called 'That June'. Muah!
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 3:04 pm

If you're interested in 'who' I am, you can go visit my goofy blog at: http://lgvernon-newsfromabroad.blogspot.com Scroll through the posts until you get to one called 'Deadline'. You also might enjoy, 'The History of Falling' and another...
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 3:02 pm

LOL~~Let's just put it this way: I was one of the first female patrol(police) officers in the US~~back when seeing one was like seeing an albino alligator. As my bio elsewhere reads, "I have skin like a cowboy's wallet and a bad attitude. I write."...
GySgt1811a - March 15, 2012, 2:50 pm
..."certain age" to have the depth of experience you demonstrate. And that's a very good thing! It takes a cultivated "certain age" to appreciate "Casablanca," Edie Gorme, "Cuba Libres" and Duane Beyers.
GySgt1811a - March 15, 2012, 2:44 pm
Yes, Duane understood. Look, he even knew to put sacerdotal dimples on her wonderful tush. And, "zaftig?" Dear heart, you are remarkable. I repeat, and double, every compliment I've extended to you. However, I feel you must be of a...
GaryO - March 14, 2012, 8:38 pm
All woman…5 woofs
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 8:06 pm

I love the artist, Duane Beyers, who flew in the face of the twiggy models of the period an d gave zaftig women hope that someone, somewhere out there, would love them, too.
GySgt1811a - March 14, 2012, 8:01 pm
My Gawd! It's Hilda!!! Ms Iggye, she's beautiful! I've loved her from the moment I first laid eyes on her! I still have her 1968 calendar on my shop wall! Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. I am "enslaved" by her rubinesque charm. Do you...maybe...?


NO MAN IS AN ISLAND - But some deserve an A for effort.

TAGS: weight image sayings
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 4:00 pm
Thanks Rude...I'm guessing it's used as a natural habitat by smaller aquatic life forms.
Rudedog - February 1, 2013, 1:26 pm
The hairy back is a nice touch. 5Ls
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 12:09 am
I mean that if he was at the beach I'd have someplace to put my drink so it doesn't get sandy...teehee.
Greeny - January 31, 2013, 6:55 pm
you mean a-z?

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Men wear bikinis?!?

TAGS: please repost with the 8 other jokes in this image
Rating: 2.75/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 22, 2010, 7:16 am
Wow, looking at this picture made you a holy man?? *scared. :) ty for the comment.
herowish6 - December 21, 2010, 5:17 pm
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im sacred for lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

SCREW THAT - i'm an artist!

TAGS: photo photograph photography artist art picture image screw that this photoshop
Rating: 2.42/5

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Christina - October 12, 2008, 1:55 am
"Your" not in a position to judge, are you. You're certainly going to learn from this one!

I AM MEGAMAN - I'm blue and cyan

TAGS: http www rfgeneration com images repository 909751199476ebb23590b1megaman1 jpg
Rating: 2.14/5
The Douche Next Door - January 17, 2009, 4:19 pm

The Horror Of It All -

TAGS: image attitude personality monsters society
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 21, 2014, 1:06 am
Thank you. :)
Greeny - May 20, 2014, 6:50 pm

THE REAL PROBLEM - Is not how she looks. It is that she will not accept that someone thinks she is beautiful the way she is.

TAGS: beauty love vanity self image
Rating: 4.85/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 3:03 pm
man this one is f55555nny :)




TAGS: copyright image
Rating: 4.52/5

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forseti - May 28, 2011, 6:11 pm
You got me, Haara! The spelling Nazi wanted to grumble about the watermark before I read the text... 5!
rerun - May 28, 2011, 5:06 pm

I see what you did here, love it

MIRRORS - Even if you don't like what they show you, don't forget that they can't reflect your soul.


Grilled Cheese Sandwich -

TAGS: image grilled cheese sandwich
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 11, 2014, 5:29 am
I just earned a 1st class ticket to hell by LMAO at the foto. 5 piLgrimages and fav'd...

Do See What I See ? -

TAGS: quote n flynn self image
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - August 11, 2013, 11:54 am
I have a mirror like that

Blonde Moments #1 -

TAGS: walks compact images mirror blonde
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 9:55 pm
Yep a teehee moment if you will.
Sho - April 12, 2014, 5:27 pm


TAGS: che guevara image capture text
Rating: 4.63/5

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forseti - November 17, 2010, 3:20 am
thanks for the memories, guys!!
spacedog - November 17, 2010, 12:22 am
It's donkey kong warfare.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 11:54 pm
Atari 2600 revolution!
Haarakkon - November 16, 2010, 11:19 pm
8 bit Super Guevara Bros!
TailsDoll - November 16, 2010, 9:37 pm
jajajajajaja LOL!


CELEBRITIES AND SUPERSTARS - When you remove the glitz and glamour they're nothing anymore special than you or I.



IMAGE REJECTED - A wise man once said to me: "We can reject as many as you can make"

GREYBEARDS - Never invite me to their slumber parties...damnit

TAGS: kendra holly britney drooling over this image
Rating: 3.82/5

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spacedog - January 19, 2010, 10:25 pm
HA! Scrabble is hard, let's have a pillow fight? Lucky greybeards.

MY FIRST CAR - I so wanted an actual car like this when I grew up... I STILL DO!

TAGS: splittin image
Rating: 3.23/5

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Derek - February 11, 2010, 11:04 pm
So you don't have to talk to your whoever's with you?

IMAGE GENERATORS - Wishful Thinking Machines Work Without Mods, Too. But It's Half The Fun.

TAGS: image generator mod wishful think
Rating: 3.1/5

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rerun - October 28, 2010, 8:50 pm

think this should have been submitted to crapfake.com
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 7:46 pm
Maybe I've mixed it up with memorial plaques... typographic shit happens!
culos - October 28, 2010, 7:00 pm
aRE yOU bLIND ???
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 5:24 pm
Isn't it tradition to write the subline with capitals?
culos - October 28, 2010, 9:06 am
What's Up With All The Capitals It Makes It Very Tiresome To Read!

GRAMMAR - Just for you, my dearest Nazi.....

TAGS: http images cafepress com jitcrunch aspx bg9hzd1ibgfuayxibgfuazoxmtjfri5qcgd8bg9hzd1mmcxodhrwoi8vaw1hz2vzny5jywzlchjlc3muy29tl2ltywdllzewotk4ody3xzqwmhg0mdauanbnfhxzy2fszt1mmcwxnjasmteylfdoaxrlfgnvbxbvc2u9ymxhbmsstdasqwrklde2nswxmtd8y3a9cmvzdwx0lgjsyw5rfh
Rating: 2.67/5

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ace - June 20, 2009, 7:55 pm
WTF are they typeing
Schnauzer - October 31, 2008, 12:17 pm
Fehlerhafte Grammatik macht mich [uebel]??
Grammar Nazi - October 31, 2008, 12:06 pm
Wenn du etwas so finden koennst, bitte mir anrufen.
Culos - October 31, 2008, 11:23 am
Es tut mir Leid dass ich dieses T-shirt nicht mit Deutschen Aufdruck habe finden koennen!
pro - October 31, 2008, 10:20 am
Bitte sehr!
Grammar Nazi - October 31, 2008, 8:38 am
Kein Umlaut auf mein ElektronGehirn, aber danke sehr!
pro - October 30, 2008, 10:34 pm
Actually, it's spelled "schön" (or "schoen", for the Umlaut-challenged).
Grammar Nazi - October 30, 2008, 10:13 pm
Danke shoen! Das freut mich sehr!

BIG IMAGE - It goes out of the frame!

TAGS: j35u5m4 big image
Rating: 2.52/5

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pro - August 15, 2008, 9:07 am
Indeed, Lump. You go first!
Lump - August 15, 2008, 8:51 am
Russian Roulette with a clip-loading pistol, this should be interesting...
Biff - June 23, 2008, 11:58 am
Done on purpose with a little cutting and pasting. Thanks for noticing. Yer the best.

INVENTION PIRACY - Elder God Douchebag is extremely paranoid about it. And you would be too, if all your tchnological breakthroughs were easily assembled using Duplo blocks and Fisher-Price toys.



TAGS: important marketing investors negative image
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 23, 2014, 6:38 pm
Gary O, lovin your show! I hope you laughed and pee-cola'd your pants! Where I live, if you listen, you'll hear banjos playing!
GaryO - October 23, 2014, 10:10 am
Izzat a dis, Mizzdizz? If so, it’s a purty good one
motifayk - October 23, 2014, 6:42 am
and in Hindi (India) pee means 'drink' or 'to drink' (verb form).
mizzdizz - October 23, 2014, 3:19 am
That has the appropriate redneck visual response to the mass consumption of the aforementioned product complete with spelling of name and bonus points for distance and accuracy and number of hogs summoned by call?
GaryO - October 23, 2014, 12:02 am
I can just see the commerical; from mountian top to mountain top in the Agumatsa Range……hollerin’ ‘PEEEEE-C-O-O-O-O-L-L-L-L-A-A-A-A’
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 11:36 pm
They need a poster boy - Bear Grylls ?

YOUR PARENTS - How THEY see themselves.

TAGS: parents image sexy couples
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 3, 2013, 12:19 am
YOU didn't post them at dirtydog.com? It's ok, nobody else knows...teehee
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:34 pm
Miss Priss, how did you get my private photos?
MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 7:20 pm
Ewww was bad enough with the image of my own parents! Anyone have the number for a good therapist?
rerun - May 28, 2012, 4:28 pm

Yup, that's me & the Mrs.


TAGS: reputation judgementalism image loss
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 15, 2014, 9:08 pm
I consoled an old girlfriend with this quote a few months after it grew over....didn’t seem to help.
spacedog - October 15, 2014, 7:31 pm
My favorite kind or parable.


Electron Microscopy -

TAGS: image dried booze not art
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 9, 2014, 10:37 am
Man... words (as Concern3 says).
GaryO - December 9, 2014, 9:38 am

Working Out -

Beauty -

TAGS: beauty surgery cosmetic body image
Rating: 4.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 6, 2015, 11:02 pm
My tongue just got stiff!


TAGS: image
Rating: 4.67/5

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Krickit - March 14, 2013, 12:42 am
Pedobear 5tamp of approval


TAGS: imagery stock photograph business work
Rating: 4.3/5

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holymoly - February 27, 2012, 5:54 pm